hi fellow followers. I know it's been quite the minute since i last blogged but I'm super excited to be back. So basically in this blog I'll catch you up on my life since we last talked.
March 8th 2016
Wow crazy to think it's been over 4 years since I last blogged my life has been craving something and I have never been able to figure out what I was missing until this uncomfortable night laying in bed. Tonight I cried. I weeped bc I miss my late bloggers. Big word guy it's been a hot se since we've intercoursed and I doubt hat you will ever see this which makes me very sad:( 😩😩😩😩 if by an miracle you come across this hmu 248 860 6946 we have a lot of catching up to do and I have a lot of big words to learn.
David Sherwood. You are truly a ticking mystery honestly haven't seen you since 8th grade. Don't know what the hell you've been up to prolly mucking barn idk. But here's my kik if you ever come across this cammybripad@gmail.com.
Ok now that I got my shoutouts out of the way let me tell you a fuckjng crazy story.
Ok so me Shem and Reyn get in a car late at night when Reyn gets a random text from some chick inviting him to her open party(babysitter is home) ok so we roll up and get to this house that is literally in the middle of nowhere. Oh did I mention this chick is a year younger classic Reyn chasing the younger chicks lol but I'll get into that in a later blog❤️. Ok so we stand at this damn door for like 15 minutes and no one comes. Some other shades balls come to the door fucking smoking cigs. And finally the babysitter comes to the door and freaks the fuck out at us and tells us to leave. So we say fuxk it and try again. Meanwhile Reyn goes around the back and sneaks into the basement leaving Shem and I at the door. So Reyn gets in and finally the babysitter let's us into the house this chick that he and Shem don't know (who basically invited us to her party) comes up to us and yells who the fuck are these kids and tells us to leave. So we're like ok I guess we'll leave can you go get our friend for us in the basement ? And this psychotic chick starts sprinting at Emerson and fucking claws him in his damn eye. Blood everywhere. Then the babysitter starts screaming at us to leave so me and shem are like fuck it and spirit out the door being chased out by both the babysitter and the psych chick. We wait I shit you not 25 minutes for this guy Reyn to get out of the house. When he gets out he's pissed bc this party sucked and at the fact Emerson is bleeding everywhere prolly unable to see out his eye. So we walk back to the car and someone idk who suggests we egg this fucks house so we all get hyped up and go to the Mobile on maple and Woodward to get eggs. When we get back to the house a group of like 20 kids are walking out and for some damn reason we tell all these horny sophomores were gonna egg this girls house. So me and Reyn get out of the house with our hoods over our faces and start throwing these eggs. I threw these bitches up to the fucking heavens and hit the roof this guy Reyn starts throwing line drives at the door as well as the roof. So we get a couple good throws in and start booking it. Toss our box of eggs and recipe in the neighbors trees. So we get the hell out of there like fuck ya we got that bitch no one messes with the fellas and shit. I go home Shem sleeps over at Reyns and it's a wrap.. Right? Wrong. The next day we get put in a damn groupchat with the chick who threw the party acussing of breaking her house or some shit and says her dads pissed as shit. So before we know it were all in a groupchat with a 60 year old man calling just absolutely roasting us saying he found our eggs and shit and claims he has a security cam that where he can clearly see our faces prolly bullshit but this guy tries to say we owe him 400,000 dollars in damages to his house😂 So we're freakjnf out this guy calls all our parents saying he's pressing charges and saying we're all going to jail or some shit. Reyn and his dad go to this guys house and calm him down and luckily mr Vogel is a contractor and goes the next day and cleans the eggs off his damn roof and that's a wrap. Special shout out to Reyn for helping clean it and having to deal with that dudes wrath.
Moral of the story don't egg a physco girls house.
Good night blog world I will definitely see you soon
Pan out-peace
