My days as a pelican

Well welcome back so yesterday I'm having a great time at rec when pan makes up a fantastic game where u put your hands on your hips and thrust at a incoming ball


Next thing I know. Dan aka little beat falls on me and my nose start bleeding little did I know I started walking out of the gym and saw blood on the ground and thought to myself who is the dumbass who is bleeding . So I notice that is my and I yell and draw attiotion to my self bad idea. So I go out side and ms webber (number blan?) takes me to the office where I see Gillian next to me so I ask her what u in for. She responds with a volleyball hit me in the heat also she has a with bag of ice on her head so I talk to her for awhile actually ..... And she says on Friday when the fellas go over there that she matched up everybody in the following

Emerson and Katy
Blake and Audrey
Then stopped cuz ma webber walked in then when ms w leves I ask what about reyn and u and she gives my a look that I am not sure about either it's a yes or a no reyn probs a yes but here is some steps to follow
1get alone
2 sweet talk talk about personal stuff
3 get horny
4 get her horn
5 ask for the package;)
6 either response ignore and go in
7 then say oppps family emergence And scatter
Or
8 use your lower lip hehe


Pan out of anyone read this please please find my ASAP


Pan out again?

does anyone blog anymore?? /step it up fellas

well nobody has  blogged in the past  couple weeks so  if u read this please next time u see me pound my ass cuz i realized that i have been a complete dusch  lately .  OK so now that i got that out of the way every one needs to start blogging  emerson needs to actually do good at one day of water ball, reyn needs to stop licking cocos sack and will needs to just to take control of his damn life and finally Ben  stop using unfamiliar big words.

thanks fellas great job making the team boys and as always keep it real

ps. Sra Rivera told me that reyn told her to tell me i liked dogs WTF????.?? []-[]
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pan out

something to do along this long days (damnit day lite savings)

ok so im  just hanging with the fellas when will ( the dumbass of the group) decides its a good idea to run in around in our under pants.  so we approch a school bus and the driver threatens to urn us over?  bus drivers are supposed to be nice and helpful i thought, not try to kill us.  so next we  come up to a house and see a old lady looking at us through her kitchen window kinda wierd.  btw did i mention that Dan quite our football game cuz he wasent getting the ball  shout out to dan  just stop and play the damn game!   so at about 6:50 out of the blue colosal cheecks txts me wtf i thoght she thought i was a stocker,  homo and a ginger
ohh wait thats reyn?


ok fellows pan out and as always keep it real don't let the unicorns nibble.

Soocer/ Mr Wujczyk

(dokie okie???)
okie dokie so im at  a soccer game vs the wolves when i glimpse a view of a ginger. it could only mean one thing reyn.  (by the way is he retarded or dumb ass...?)  ok so im warming up when i pull   A quad, a devestating move hat set me back on my ability .  lucky me being me i work it out   and keep it real  so i come in at about halfway through the first half at left mid (ok Morris) and  rite away get yelled at for not getting to a ball which i had zero chance of getting to.  but as time went on i got comforible with the pitch and made some fabulous moves (on tyler the deusch btw) haha what a joke so we on about 5 -2 ,  ohh course kilinga being the big black machine he is scored twice but wat u gonna do

on im sitting on my computor and i think wait if Davids going out with Racheal then  david must have   a gf  nice work bro and  please Na'davdcon suh please post the detroit pics
and a shout out to will,  mazel tov on your blog!


pan out  fellas

school

im just sitting in yearbook when i realize theres somthing wrong with me???
im freinds with a  ginger, also with a complete dousch bag (emerson) and a big word; (guy ben) also will a total unicorn

Fnl (Friday night lights )

It was ok I quess if u think ok is good enough for such a high quility survise and for none of my freinds to be there

Ok so I walk in and see Dan Audrey and Gillian waiting at the doors for me
So I think to myself ohh i guess I'm pretty popular . I guess a little to popular if I want Gillian to follow u aroundbthe whole time. She was a pretty good freind but that's it I felt a little awkard when gillian grabed my penis trying to grab my phone. But u know me smooth as coors light. Gillian and I have a lot in common and talk a lot but of u k me then it will always be only be freinds ( unless ur bigs inlargingen by alot).
So Ohh ohh look at this shit look at this nigga look at this mother fuckig beast ohh ohh get off me pussy
Gillian please get off my penis and find another highly attactive guy

Dan on the other great freind loyal nice guy. He was blogging this by the way so please check out his blog

Today I tried hooking Dan up with all the babes if u k what I mean


And finnaly for Audrey. Audrey just got into a bitch fight with Gillian cuz Gillian was breaking the rule chicks before dicks. So Audrey bitches at Gillian strong point to be made
And Gillian bitches back with a little more attitude this time not a very good point allthougj I'm pretty sure Audrey won I didn't get to talk to Audrey as much after that :)


Pan out

MY dream

 My dreams

1.   to be on tosh .o first of but can my buddies help me accomplish this?
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2 Get Delaney to at least respond to one of my treat treat calls gosh who doesn't want a treat

3.   get my fellow  Americans to stop thinking i like dogs

4.  get smarter according to reyn

5.  to fuck the  Broom cup from  lmfao

6.  have a wonderful profession that bring in lodes of cash and cuties  (CC)